Monday, January 30, 2012

The Oscar's According to Shosh

Best Picture Enabling One to Sit at a Park for Hours and See the Trees Blow in the Wind:The Tree of Life

Best Picture After Smoking a Large Amount of Marijuana :
The Tree of Life

Best Picture of Tits Under Different Fabrics:
Martha Marcy May Marlene

Best Upcoming Trailer of 2012:
We Need to Talk About Kevin

Best Pump Up Trailer:
Hanna

Most Underrated:
Tie: Hesher and Super 8

Most Fabulous and Unexpected and Lonely and Sad and Adorable:
Bill Cunningham New York

Most Annoying that it is up for  Foreign Language Oscar:
The Land of Blood and Honey

Most I Really Don't Care About You Anymore:
Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia and Michelle Williams in My Week with Marilyn


The Why is She at the Golden Globes Award? Award. Is she in anything these days?
Jessica Alba

Most Unhappy to be at the Golden Globes yet Awesome to See How Pouty he was:
Ashton Kutcher

Best Name Dropping of Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe:
Limitless "I read it in 30 minutes and understood all of it!"

Best IMAX 3D:
Tie: Born to Be Wild vs. Under the Sea vs. Hubble 3D

Best Supporting Actress:
Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids

Best Credits:
Bridesmaids, esp. Maya Rudolph's fist pump








1 comment:

  1. This is by far my favorite list of Uall time! Ahaha to Jessica alba, I too was incredibly confused as to why she was there at all. Can you make up some more please???

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