Best Picture Enabling One to Sit at a Park for Hours and See the Trees Blow in the Wind:The Tree of Life
Best Picture After Smoking a Large Amount of Marijuana :
The Tree of Life
Best Picture of Tits Under Different Fabrics:
Martha Marcy May Marlene
Best Upcoming Trailer of 2012:
We Need to Talk About Kevin
Best Pump Up Trailer:
Hanna
Most Underrated:
Tie: Hesher and Super 8
Most Fabulous and Unexpected and Lonely and Sad and Adorable:
Bill Cunningham New York
Most Annoying that it is up for Foreign Language Oscar:
The Land of Blood and Honey
Most I Really Don't Care About You Anymore:
Kirsten Dunst in Melancholia and Michelle Williams in My Week with Marilyn
The Why is She at the Golden Globes Award? Award. Is she in anything these days?
Jessica Alba
Most Unhappy to be at the Golden Globes yet Awesome to See How Pouty he was:
Ashton Kutcher
Best Name Dropping of Brian Greene's The Elegant Universe:
Limitless "I read it in 30 minutes and understood all of it!"
Best IMAX 3D:
Tie: Born to Be Wild vs. Under the Sea vs. Hubble 3D
Best Supporting Actress:
Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids
Best Credits:
Bridesmaids, esp. Maya Rudolph's fist pump
This is by far my favorite list of Uall time! Ahaha to Jessica alba, I too was incredibly confused as to why she was there at all. Can you make up some more please???
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